JERJER: Mahirap ang di Makipag-Sex sa Siyota

 

 

I'm not being all old-fashioned and unreasonably traditional.  But after learning some stuff, i can't help but say, when it's about the eros, the old-skool rocks. 

Here are some theories kung bakit Mahirap ang di Makipag-Sex sa Siyota (lalo kung kasing guwapo ko) and what I think about em:

·         “Kasi kami na forever”

Remember no human knows what will happen tomorrow.  Pero kung manghuhula ka, sige go.  Kung hindi, pakonsulta ka kay Madame Auring.

·         “Di big deal ang VIRGINITY”

That’s if your sure you won’t have the burden of wondering kung sinong nagging sex partner ng asawa mo and vice versa.  Para sa’kin naman you can only be as chaste as the innocence of your thoughts.  Nothing can be dictated by physical alone.   Pero we’d have to accept na ang sakit ng kalingkingan, ay sakit ng buong katawan.

·         “Too much love.. Can’t express by just kissing anymore..”

Even if physical touch is your official love language, I’m not blaming it on love.  Love is a life-long process to learn.  We can’t define it though we perceive it.  I say don’t rush learning love.  Pero kung feeling mo fast learner ka talaga, osege.  Ikaw na.  Go genius.  Good luck nalang.

·         “Party like it’s the end of the world”

Dramang forever’s not enough na parang wala ng bukas?  Consult mo nalang kaya articles ni Nostradamus para sigurado ka kung kelan ba talaga mawawala ang bukas.  I do believe that we should make the most out of what we have today.  E kung di pa end of the world bukas at naghiwalay kayo?  Baka sa panahong mag-aasawa ka na or magko-commit, di mo na maeenjoy as much as the first times.  Sasabihin mo as an excuse, “Iba talaga ngayon kasi may Love”.  Noon pala?  Walang Love yun?  Ano yun?

           

·         “Masarrrrrap!”

Ah!  Oo.  Talaga.  Wagas.  Talsik laway sagad.  Todo.  Kanaisnaisang windang sapol hardcore rakenrol.  But remember what sex is for.  Its primary purpose is pro-creation not recreation.  I’d say you’re in the proper mind to have sex when you’re thinking masarap ‘to at possibleng magkaanak kami at yan ang hangad namin.  If sarap lang ang gusto mo, bahala ka.  Masarap kumain.

·         “Manyak kami ng syota ko e”

Magpa-exorcist.  Baka may sapi.

Oh well – bisaya ng oil. 

Sa mga nagbabasa nito na di na virgin pero di pa committed*, don’t regret.  There’s a reason that we’re allowed to fall and do crap stuff.  In life’s journey, everything’s good for something.  Idalangin natin ang mga buhay natin.  Di pa tapos ang laban.  Wag mo nalang ikwento ang detalye ng mga sapalaran mo – para ka namang di naka-get over.  Enough na ang tanggap ka niya for who you are.  You're never less than the miracle you are.

Sa mga virgin jan.  Having read this post ain’t gonna stop what life has in store for you, the ups and the necessary downs.  All I’m saying here is that for every action, there are consequences.  I’m pretty sure whatever bad or good action you do, you’ll be fit enough to take the bad or good rebound that corresponds.  Be responsible.  Be the miracle you are.

Mahal ka naman ng Diyos kahit masamang damo ka pa.  You're a miracle.

*Comitted – Not the WEDDING but the MARRIAGE.