I Wish Santa Kidnaps You: Slay Bells Ring!

The subtitle has nothing to do with this Christmas poem post! I just like how I came up with that idea of word play. Haha

This is my yuletide cover photo!

Champ the Sushi Snowman by Sushimoto

I asked ate Precious of Sushimoto to come up with a "snowball" sushi  and this is what she came up with. Damn yeah it's better! And she named it "Champ" - that's me!

And because I love Sushimoto so much, I wrote a poem about It's latest awesome piece of food art! Its just feels soooo good inside the gut that it turns me all senti and makata!

Get Laid Today! It's Doomsday tomorrow! - Some tips for what ifs

Malamang nakapag-xmas party ka na sa school or work. Ako nga e galing kagabi ng SOX Bloggers Xmas Party. Malamang wala nang pasok. Nagdedeliryo na ang iba kasi end of the world na nga raw bukas. Yung mga Dec NLE takers wish na hindi tuloy ang doomsday. Malamang ang iba walang paki. 

As for me, this event or pseudo event gives me some points to ponder. My existential rumbles crackle and hum. Thursday day dreams of zombie apocalypse and left for dead 2 scenarios na ako ang bida are alive. Siyempre napaisip din ako tungkol sa past ko; kamusta na nga pa ang kalagayan ng pagkatao ko ngayon? But as the past lives only in memory, now is always important and the future's security is very urgent. 

Mind this foto I use as a cover for my fb timeline:

If the world ends tomorrow
Today isn't better
If your prepping for doomsday
With a stupid hangover

Ang Tunay na Lalaki ay..

Sa nilaki ng "masculine" cover foto ko ha, napagkamalan pa ako sa malik-mata. He apologised naman. Katangahan lang daw e. Malungkot ata't naghahanap ng makakachat.

Kung Bakit Nagplanking si Pacquiao

Soooo sad..