Malamang nakapag-xmas party ka na sa school or work. Ako nga e galing kagabi ng SOX Bloggers Xmas Party. Malamang wala nang pasok. Nagdedeliryo na ang iba kasi end of the world na nga raw bukas. Yung mga Dec NLE takers wish na hindi tuloy ang doomsday. Malamang ang iba walang paki.
As for me, this event or pseudo event gives me some points to ponder. My existential rumbles crackle and hum. Thursday day dreams of zombie apocalypse and left for dead 2 scenarios na ako ang bida are alive. Siyempre napaisip din ako tungkol sa past ko; kamusta na nga pa ang kalagayan ng pagkatao ko ngayon? But as the past lives only in memory, now is always important and the future's security is very urgent.
Mind this foto I use as a cover for my fb timeline:
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| If the world ends tomorrow Today isn't better If your prepping for doomsday With a stupid hangover |
But if the world doesn't end tomorrow:
1. Be safe in getting laid if you would
Parang mao-ok naman na ang RH Bill. Pro ako! I'd just bid the religious people na instead mag-rally rally, mag plan nalang sila ng educational program for prevention of RH Bill abuse.
2. Start including HIV tests in your regular check-ups
Marami na po ang namamatay dahil sa complications na dala ng STD. Ang problema ay minsan di natin alam meron na pala tayo. Remember sa sexual intercourse, palitan ng dugo, at genetic transference lang nakukuha. But who knows, napasahan ka na pala for some reason. Mabuti nang sigurado. Mabuti nang alam natin ang ating kalagayan at nang ma-take natin ang nauukol na gamot upang di tayo bigla nalang madeduds.
3. Live like your dying and make the most out of what you got
Kahit na walang doomsday doomsday mumble, dapat ganito tayo. We're born potent so di dapat tayo slack-off nalang ng slack-off. Wag tayong maging pabigat sa pamilya, sa komunidad, sa bansa at sa buong sanlibutan. This is a call for all able people to rise up and contribute to the progress of the human race. Let's add what we can to raise the quality of living. The human specie is a social breed. We're in a form that bids us to help each other.
4. No regrets, just lessons learned (read this from a statement shirt)
Siyempre to do number 4, we must start with the "man in the mirror". First and foremost, we have to face our own demons, make peace with frenemies, bawas-bawasan ang mga kaaway, negotiate, manage our issues, get over all the drama of the past years and get over the hurt of before. Walang karapatan ang pighati na i-determine ang ating buhay. It's normal to have experiences that are hard to have no trauma from but we always have the choice to do better out of our situations. I bid the spread of happiness, good camaraderie, dreaming with our hands - but we cannot give what we don't have. Pag dumating ang Sabado't di pa tayo patay lahat, sige, buntong hininga na and let's go and be better citizens, netizens!
5. Kung sagad ang pagka-emo mo, maglaslas ka na ngayon pa lang kasi tutal kung totoo ang mayan doomsday theory e mamamatay ka na rin naman ng Biyernes
Pag dito ka sa number five maniniwala, please basahin paulit ulit ang numbers 1 - 4 muna. Think of your family, friends, enemies. Make your own ideal eulogy and compare and contrast it to what you think will be said if you do this number 5 crap.
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