Hoy, Pinagpalit ka sa Tomboy!

No offense sa mga kapatid nating gender benders.  Di po kayo minamasama sa post na ito.  Pero, hindi po natin maipagkakaila na ang same sex relationship ay kakaiba, if not alarming, sa iilan.  And it’s quite an interesting topic to blog about.

I’ve read posts about the “gay” counterpart talking of “pinagpalit ka ng BF mo sa bakla.”  So at least naman para maiba, I guess, here I post.

This is all but just for queer fun and learning.

Kapag pinag-palit ka sa Lesbian pare..

..and you want her back "I can't feel my heartbeat without you.."

·         Magdamit babae at kumilos parin ng linalaki

Malay mo, malinlang mo pa ex mo’t balikan ka diba?

·         Hand her a condom and a pair of surgical gloves

Then let her do the math.

·         Magbasa ng Bibliya

Mahirap talagang ispelingin ang mga taong may gender instability.  You’re gonna need a miracle to get her back.

..or you’re bitter, you can’t help it "Galit ako! Galit! Grrr!"

·         Manligaw ng bading

Para patas.  Di ka niya puwedeng laitin, siya’ng nauna.  At kung magkaka-siyota ka ng bading, mas mayaman ka sa kanya.  Flaunt yo new car man.

·         Tag mo silang dalawa ng tibo niya sa isang epic na FB status

O di kaya i-blog mo with matching couple picture nila para eskandaloso.  Para mapahiya sila.  Sabihin mo kung gaano karindi-rindi at immoral ang kanilang relasyon.  Rant all you want.

But you have to get ready.  Humanda ka nalang sa mga pro-gay at pro-lesbian na makakabassa.  Sa ayaw mo’t sa hindi, sa gawaing ito ay nainsulto mo sila bigtime.

·         Mag 40-day prayer and fasting

Huwag kumain.  Magdasal.  Tao ka lang and can only do much.  You’re gonna need divine intervention.  Ang bitterness ay parang sapi.  Nawa’y mapossess ka ng angel.

..but you plan to move on, o yeah "I feel good.. tenenenene-nenen"

·         Magbasa ng Tips Ever ni Sir Orman sa GandaEverSoMuch.com

                   Swak talaga ang mga tips niya tungkol sa pagmove-on.  If you're more of a bookie than a techie, read inspirational books para di ka ma-tempt ma-depress.

·         Be positive

Pinag-palit ka sa lesbian – di ka pinutulan ng ari.  In everything, gain wisdom.  It’s not the end of the world for you.  

 Be thankful coz you have an opportunity to forgive.  Be thankful for the good times.  Be thankful coz your life’s got a new page to fill.   

Okay lang malungkot for days or weeks.  It’s but human.  But find out more coz life is bigger than what it seems to anyone.   

Don’t let one strange heartbreak turn your view of Love as grayscale.  No sour graping.  You’re not a loser.  No one is.  

 Every occasion is a point of growth.  In stretching patience grace widens.  In exercising mercy love deepens.   

Problemang ginatungan, wagas ang liyab.  Don’t burn everything, just be the light in that dark situation.  You’re better stepping out more mature and responsible.  At wala kang pagsisisihan.

I’m not saying doing the right things is easy and done no sweat.  I’m suggesting that at least we make “better” a motive and work with it. 

Nasa Diyos ang awa, nasa tao ang gawa – no matter what gender.

Basta ako, I'd like to kiss a girl.