Ayokong Magmukhang Lasing

Kultura ng pinoy and linyang “Di ako lashing”.  Most of us have a big ego when it comes to patagalan matumba.

Do you have what it takes para di mapahiya after mo mabitawan ang katagan “Kaya ko pa”?

I was alcoholic back then and I list a few things I found out by observation and experience that make you look sober!

·         Bring just enough money

Para wala ka talagang i-gagasta.  We tend to be galante pag lasing.  Ginagamit pandagdag sa shot ang inipitipit na papel pang-alawans.

·         Kumain bago uminom

Madalas kasi kapag lasing, ginagawang dinner ang pulutan.  Pati katabi pini-pica pica.

·         Ikaw na ang mag-tanggero

Kung gunner ka, may ginagawa kang fine motor movements and it increases your concentration – mas matagal kang matipsy.

·         Huwag matakaw sa chaser

Para di ka ihi ng ihi.  Sa tuwing iihi ka, tatayo ka at maglalakad.  Ekis-ekis mag-lakad ang karamihan ng nalalasing.  Prevent yourself from being seen walking.

·         Huwag isipin ang mga heartache

Kung emotive ka at the time na lasing ka, malamang magra-rant ka ng magra-rant.  Sharing deeper than skin-deep facts to people you’re barely close too = lasing malamang.

·         Practice speech with tongue twisters regularly

Fara ji ka mabrruuulllowl ng madalash fare.

·         Puke only in your own mouth

Wag sa mouth ng katabi, huwag kahit san.  Lasing lang ang sumusuka ng dahil sa inom.  Go.  Kaya mo yan.  Lunok birada.

·         Magdala ng lollipop

Sugar invokes activeness.  Having something in the mouth lessens fixation on cigars and pulutan.  May iilan nga talagang taong grabe makayosi pag umiinom.

·         No sex

There’s a big possibility na madisgrasya ka.  At kung di ka well nourished e baka matulugan mo siya.  Nakakahiya beybe.  may mga instances kasi na dahil lasing biglang nagiging magsyota ang magkatabi lang.

·         Don’t bring your own vehicle

Or just don’t drive.  Lakad pa lang nga e obvious na.  Do the math.  Mukha ka na ngang lasing, mamamatay ka pa. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunk_driving

·         Huwag maglasing

I’d tell you advantages.  Drinking has a number of good side effects.  Pero pag nalasing ka, humihina ang concentration.  You have a big possibility to do stuff you’d regret.  Nakaka-adik ang feeling ng malasing.  It gives a sensation of freedom, though, the consequences are just as high-stake.  There's hyperacidity, migraine, the some-time hangover that disables you the day after, the possibility of acquiring alcoholism and yeah ang pagmumukhang lasing.

Drinking helps boost a lot of health needs like digestion and bloodflow buffs.  But drunkenness spells a different word.

Be a responsible drinker.