I Wish Santa Kidnaps You: Slay Bells Ring!

The subtitle has nothing to do with this Christmas poem post! I just like how I came up with that idea of word play. Haha

This is my yuletide cover photo!

Champ the Sushi Snowman by Sushimoto

I asked ate Precious of Sushimoto to come up with a "snowball" sushi  and this is what she came up with. Damn yeah it's better! And she named it "Champ" - that's me!

And because I love Sushimoto so much, I wrote a poem about It's latest awesome piece of food art! Its just feels soooo good inside the gut that it turns me all senti and makata!

Get Laid Today! It's Doomsday tomorrow! - Some tips for what ifs

Malamang nakapag-xmas party ka na sa school or work. Ako nga e galing kagabi ng SOX Bloggers Xmas Party. Malamang wala nang pasok. Nagdedeliryo na ang iba kasi end of the world na nga raw bukas. Yung mga Dec NLE takers wish na hindi tuloy ang doomsday. Malamang ang iba walang paki. 

As for me, this event or pseudo event gives me some points to ponder. My existential rumbles crackle and hum. Thursday day dreams of zombie apocalypse and left for dead 2 scenarios na ako ang bida are alive. Siyempre napaisip din ako tungkol sa past ko; kamusta na nga pa ang kalagayan ng pagkatao ko ngayon? But as the past lives only in memory, now is always important and the future's security is very urgent. 

Mind this foto I use as a cover for my fb timeline:

If the world ends tomorrow
Today isn't better
If your prepping for doomsday
With a stupid hangover

Ang Tunay na Lalaki ay..

Sa nilaki ng "masculine" cover foto ko ha, napagkamalan pa ako sa malik-mata. He apologised naman. Katangahan lang daw e. Malungkot ata't naghahanap ng makakachat.

Kung Bakit Nagplanking si Pacquiao

Soooo sad.. 

Kraken Tattoo

by Bloodworkz, Jun Cabañero

This is my seventh tattoo and my first big piece.

I'm Proud to be a TATTOO ENTHUSIAST!

An unfinished left half-sleeve on me by Jun Cabañero of Bloodworkz, Gensan

I recently read a Christian article concluding that God is against tattoo's and other body modification stuff. Napaisip tuloy ako ng facts lingering on the issue of Tattoo V.S. The Butt-Kiss Society. Now let me rant!

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If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. Benjamin Franklin

MINIMIZE POVERTY NOT FREEDOM!

Loob ng Selda | MV | Lyrics

Shot in ECA Cold Storage, Mt. Sabrina, PP1 Gensan & Life's Centerpoint

Produced by Royale Iris Studio Productions

Performed by Centerpoint

Gangnam Style Bisaya

Di Ma-Bangbang Style (Oppa Gangnam Style Bisaya Cover)

The lyrics are somewhat the same with the original: about the lifestyle and interesting characteristics of the singer's girlfriend and his.

I'm a Pirate! Savvy?

Shots by Mapin, Post Processing by Le Me!

SM City General Santos Miniature Video

This is my first attempt to create a diorama effect video. I chose the newest attraction in our home, the wonderful SM City General Santos, as my dear subject. My piece is not all perfect and it's a bit short but I thought posting it would still be kinda nice. I'd be happy even if a few would agree.

Ang Bugoy na Densho, naligo sa SM City Gensan Fountains

Read the descriptions... :)



Oh Fun in Gensan!

No Fun In Gensan? A Few SM City Gensan Photos

Nakapagpa-basa-basa na rin ako dito.. O yeah!

Muta

Me to kausap: Oy may something sa mata mo..
Kausap: (Kalikot ng mata mode)..
Me: (Kakalikot na rin baka meron ding muta)..

Quotes by Joey Ayala

Joey Ayala's iconic signature on my noting page.

I've scrivened interesting music and life lesson ideas from the multi-awarded composer, Joey Ayala, during the Songwriting Workshop sponsored by the Local Government Unit, Sheep, that awesome Monday, 30th of July, 2012 in Robinsons Place Gensan.

I Drew My Mom!

Aang Hathaway

I have a crush on her because of her Catwoman role but this is disturbing..

Mr. Bane

Gotham's Reckoning

Commissioner Gordon V.S. Champ

Bitch | Paper to Digital Art & Song

You were marred, beaten, down to the floor

You were hurt, shaken, your eyes sore

'Coz you cry, "help"

"Do not break this heart, no"

Banana Song (Minions) + Lyrics, Barbara Ann

Eto yung trailer for Despicable Me 2

Hola Hola, 90's Japanese song with lyrics

Malamang you're saying "Ah yan pala yung hola-hola" or "Sa wakas nahanap ko na rin ang song na 'to"

Know you're beautiful

Reign for @gensanAGskaters

Eat With Wasabi - I released a single! YEay!

Dark Secrets of the NLE

I'm selling 'em 500php per copy.. That's 50php less than the previous National Bookstore price..

Pm Me thru Facebook for more info.. :)

I Drew me Sistah on Pixlr

And it was good.. ish.. i dunno.. but i like it.. :)

My Orig Recipe for July: Honey Mustard Tuna Salad

I love feeding homies

Loki Strike

The Thor-ending dies..

Smokin'!

Buchi - Centerpoint

Kasi wala akong trip, gumawa ako ng kantang baliw para mai-post as a Centerpoint demo.



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Lyrics:

I know you like my buchi
Coz it's very sweet
You'll be beggin' down right on my feet
For my buchi
Mah mah my buchi
My buchi
Mah mah my buchi

Buchi baby

Drop it down low on the floor
I ate my buchi gimme some more
Buchi is the food for the hardcore
In times of peace and in times of war

Buchi when the world's asleep
Buchi when the world's awake
Shake your buchi
Make the earth quake
Oh yo buchi
Shake yo buchi

I Played Kamoteng Bakal OMG

OH MY GOD! I PLAYED DRUMS FOR KAMOTENG BAKAL!!!

Iisang Tinig - Centerpoint feat. Krystina Louise

Sobrang saya ko sa collaboration na 'to with KL.. :D

Pwning Werewolves Is Easy

Jacob Black just got "Whispered" 

Cesar Millan is god!

My Kiss Loves Blind: A Doodle Poem

Dragon Stool: A Doodle Poem

This is the image I posted to tease in Facebook.

GAS raw thrash video

Skate not war!

I Speak for Skating!

Support GAS, Gensan Aggressive Skaters!

GAS v.s. Go Skateboarding Day

Nagplano kaming sumama sa 6am parade ng June 20 kaso umulan. Natulog nalang kami't nag-antay until nalaman naming 1pm na pala yung Go Skateboarding Day parade. Late notice kaya nalate kami. So we decided to do our own parade. Nagthrash kami from Calle Ocho to NDDU-IBED and then back.

In making history, madalas namin tina-thrash ang SM sidelines habang kino-construct pa ang mall.

Champ, Moomie, Dodong & Dew, somewhere in Kadulasan

Bago kami bumalik sa Calle Ocho, nanood muna kami ng mga skating games for skateboarding. Sabagay e kanila ang araw dahil Go Skateboarding Day naman. NAgumpisa sila sa Dunkin Donuts, Pioneer ave e kaso napagalitan ang group kasi nahaharangan na raw ang customers. Pinadalhan sila ng pulis. Kaya malaking lipatan sa usual spot namin sa Plaza Heneral Santos.

Longest gap competition for skateboarding.

Sana soon magkaroon na ng Skatepark sa Gensan para hindi na kami pagalitan at para mas safe para sa amin ang mag-skate. Sana magkaroon na rin ng todong skate shop para makabili kami ng proper gear. Growing na ang community of skaters sa Gensan and I believe dahil sa healthy activity na ito ay nababawasan na ang drug abuse among youth. Support skating!

My epic paslot.

Aside from fun and camaraderie and another night na pagod ako sa skating at di dahil sa sobrang lasing at marijuana use, I got an epic paslot in my right foot - hindi dahil walang skateshop kundi dahil tatanga-tanga ako. To beginners, never use formal socks when thrashing long shot ok? 

Skate not war!

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I just got in..

Ang Bacon Kong Parang Brip

Nothing beats this for dinner

Kung bored ka at wala kang trip

Kumain ka ng bacon na parang brip

Cats in Our Home

Dang man, I'm bored

In mornings and sleep-dreams when I feel alone

I forget not that there are but cats in our home

Whenever I miss that dear lover I'm due

I know that there ain't not a pussy can't do

ANC's CJontrial Soundtrack Pwned Me

The Wheelchairs of Fame: GMA, CJcorona & Xavier

Hanggat di imposibleng maayos, wag sanang mag-walk out o tumakas. K?

Professor X should welcome GMA and Corona to le parte! "I'll mind control youu!!!"

Due communication is everybody's responsibility. :D

Isasali ko sana si idol Stephen Hawking. Wala akong mahanap na maayos na pic. Haha

Reign's Chocolate Puto

'Coz we're homies, and Beemo's battery booped out, and we're foodies, we did some Chocolate Puto, me and Reign!

Siyempre puto mix lang ang ginamit pero instead of water, we used chocolate milk.

We stuffed the puto with chocolate spread too!

Cookin' Time!

Reign pouring puto batter into puto molds

Christians should go watch Lady Gaga!

There's a big fuzz concerning Lady Gaga's exhibitionaist and immoral and  satanic "daw"  stuff.

To le readers, 'tis be only me opinion and so far I'm convinced it seems legit naman. 

Adventure Time Fan Art - Beemo Model

Di ako nakapunta ng SarBay so nagdecide kami ng utol ko na si Reign na gumawa ng Beemo model! Yeay! Adventure Time fanatics kasi kami. :D

Reign and the shoe box we made Beemo of

Green Tomato Weddings vs Iloilo

In feeding and strolling..

Plazuela Outskirts + Smallville Streets

Eating Iloilo is Epic

I guess nakakarelate ang travellers nito. Yung tipong kakain ka sa isang lugar at ipu-poopoo mo sa iba after a plane trip. Madalas nangryayari sakin 'to in my lakwatsa kasi. At madalas ko ngang sinasabing "di ako tamad dahil ang tamad ay kain-tulog. I do kain-poopoo".

'Pag laag kasi, especially to places I haven't been yet, I try to explore ang lasa ng kanilang food. Ultimo lasa ng Coke nila or Sundae ng Jollibee ng kung san mang lugar ay ikinukumpara ko sa iba. I actully think may difference dahil sa water ng lugar or something. Haha. Boom.

But anyway I've stepped on Iloilo grounds for the first time and stayed there mula May 7-13. Made possible to ng paghire nina RB and Mimi Asis ng services of Green Tomato Weddings to shoot ang e-session at wedding day nila. 

We went there 5 units: Jason & Joanne Tan, Heintje F., Gerson "Kuya Jun" O., and yeah me. We went home 5 1/2 kasi nanambok kami kakakain.

Plazuela | From Left: Mary Ann Matiling (The Wedding Organizer), Mimi (Le Bride), Maan (Groom's Sister), RB Asis (Le Groom), Jason Tan (Green Tomato Manager), Joanne Tan (Green Tomato Editor/Manager's Wife), Heintje Fernandez (Green Tomato Cameraman/Editor)

The Avengers "Pinoy Version" - A Parody

How I wish Philippine Movies would level up big time when it comes to special effects and stuff! :D

Ginrab ko lang sa google ang images. Here we got E Boy (Iron Man nyahaha), Panday, Captain Barbell, Super Inggo, Krystala & Lastikman.

Hulk Pwned Loki - Avengers 2012

The secret is "I'm always angry"

Loki: [Hulk and Loki fighting. Everything stops] I am a God! I am not going to be bullied by a -
[Hulk grabs him by the legs and throws him around] 

The Hulk: Puny God!

I love the scene!

Fake 1978 Avengers Film Trailer - What if!?

Grabe! Ang ganda ng Avengers 2012 Film! Super! I'm known by friends to dislike "pa-hero-hero" movies and Avengers this time ain't one! Super galing! I'd wanna watch it again! And I do hope The Dark Knight Rises does better! Uhuh!

Okay naman ang doomsday scenario ng Avengers pero in my opinion, Transformers: Dark of The Moon parin ang dabest end-of-the world perspective kinda movie! Ok na rin yung sa 2012, at sa Battleship - yan pang isa! Battleship! Sobrang \m/..

I found some posts about Avengers 1978 sa FB. Maraming naniwala na the movie exists. It's fake. Here's a lesson for people online: wag praning pero wag ring uto-uto.. The only sources I'd bid ya to believe are Wikipedia, Yahoo, Google, and other non-blogs. Pati sa kung sinong illuminati ba o satanista e sa kung saan saan nalang na sources galing. Ay mog pataka ha. Read reference notes and if something is really big enough of an issue, you'll hear it from tv news somewhere.

Oh well..

What if they really did The Avengers back then?



How'd ya think people do The Avengers now?

"Ano Raw" Jokes for Labor Day 2012

Info taken from WIKIPILIPINAS

Araw ng Manggagawa or Labor Day is a non-working holiday celebrated on May 1 of every year in the Philippines. This day is workers all over the country; however, this day is also often marked by demonstrations and rallies as the labor sector airs its grievances.

Here's a video I made for this year's #ANM



Sana walang masasaktan sa mga rally at nawa'y bigyan nating lahat ng pagpapahalaga ang ating mga dakilang manggagawa!

Laro Tayo ng Agaw Siyota

Masarap talaga ang buhay kapag nagmamahalan kayo. Tipong committed at sweet kayo sa isa't isa at todong inlab ng tunay.  

Ngunit di natin maipagkakailang maraming problemang puwedeng dumaan sa pagiging mag-siyota niyo. May mga mis-understanding and stuff. Normal lang rin naman ang pagkakaroon ng selosan. Madalas ang selosan ay "more time" sa ibang bagay at "less time" sa relationship. Meron ding selosan dahil nakakaamoy na ng something fishy with a third party - the "another". At oo sis! Oo bro! May mga sadya talagang epal na nakikialam at umeeksena sa love-life niyo ng siyota mo. May mga nagkalap na ginagawang SIYOTA NG BAYAN ang mga siyota ng may siyota. 

If you're planning to be a mang-aagaw, here are my how-to's - unorganized advices for romantic panghuhudas.

If you have a siyota, these may be the signs shown by the umaaligid na gremlins.

Poke is not Poke

If you read it as in "Pokemon" it refers to the female genital in the Philippines. They say ignorance is not an excuse.

The TOP 12 Bb. PILIPINAS SEMI-FINALISTS' Notable Answers

BINIBINING PILIPINAS 2012 TOP 12 SEMI-FINALISTS
Candidate #1 Karen Gallman
Candidate #7 Patricia Ejercitado
Candidate #8  Nicole Schmitz 
Candidate #9 Mary Jean Lastimosa
Candidate #13 Katrina Jayne Dimaran
Candidate #14 Gina Joy Howell
Candidate #15 Elaine Kay Moll
Candidate #16 Liezl Alcantara
Candidate #18 Janine Tugonon
Candidate #26 Angelee Delos Reyes
Candidate #29 Annalie FOrbes
Candidate #30 Sherlyn Gonzales
 
FOA: Congrats sa kanila! 

And yeah! Sa naglaong Q&A round, though some say it's like an annual bigtime comedy show, I found big sense in a few notable answers!

Binibining Pilipinas 2012 Winners and Awardees

 
Here are the Final Winners of the Binibining Pilipinas 2012:
 
Bb Pilipinas Universe: #18 Janine Tugonon
Bb Pilipinas Tourism: #13 Katrina Dimaranan
Bb Pilipinas International: #8 Nicole Schmitt
1st Runner Up: #15 Elaine Kay Moll
2nd Runner Up: #29 Ali Forbes

Thai Trip: Songkhla Zoo

Songkhla is a neighbor city of Hat Yai, Thailand where Centerpoint did some gigs during 2011's November. 
We got to visit their zoo!

Well, aside from the rhinos, rare primates and birds, they got a white tiger!

The white tiger is a recessive mutant of the Bengal tiger.

Singing Roads

I was watching Discovery Channel - Penn & Teller Tell a Lie and got amazed of the "Road makes music" thing!

OMG! TunogTodo Na!

 

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